Art

&

Copy

well hello there

well hello there

nïçköfmârs is the portfolio domain of a rather curiously goofy hybrid senior creative who possesses a distinctively jubilant laugh that some might say has changed the course of humankind forever.

Why Choose Your Fighter?

When you hire me, you get both an art director and a copywriter. Wat?!? That’s right, dearest reader, I have been dual-wielding my creative lightsaber skills to help build brands for just over a decade. Droppin’ hot into both in-house and agency battle royales with ease is my specialty. If you are looking for an associate creative director or senior creative for freelance or full-time opportunities feel free to browse my wares below and pull out your flip phone to contact me. My pager is always locked and tucked essentially next to my utility belt that some may say looks like a fanny pack… But it’s not. It’s a utility belt. And are those MC Hammer pants? No, my friend, those are aerodynamic Air Jordan tested bottoms that allow me to Skywalker move through creative problems with speed, agility, and comfortability.

Whether I am art directing, copywriting, or creative director…ing I aim to be a transparent truth-sayer whose ideas are driven by guts. Data should serve to activate and discover creative solutions not limit them. Ideas that earn media are king but you need courageous, swift-moving, brave creative clients to shape pop culture.

  • Detail-oriented creative leader who can work autonomously or collectively depending on the quest

  • Jedi Master in TV, Film, and Social Media Production

  • Extensive knowledge in shopper marketing, in-store promotions, and activations

  • Art direction skills for all channels

  • Delivers creative excellence no matter the budget

  • Illustration

  • Branding, Packaging, Design

  • Adobe CC Wizard

  • Learning Blender and Spline

Art

  • Copy that makes your thumbs stop and your pupils enlarge. Engage the engagement beam Number Two.

  • Detail oriented creative leader who can work autonomously or collectively depending on the quest

  • Believes in the transformative power of storytelling through gutsy copywriting

  • Brand positioning and voice

  • Creative Copy for all channels

  • Highly skilled in TV, Film, and Social Media Production

  • Extensive knowledge in shopper marketing, in-store promotions, and activations

  • Delivers creative excellence no matter the budget

  • Clippy (Microsoft) Word Wizard

Copy

Work Work Work

Work Work Work

“Finally.” you say to yourself, “Self, we made it to the goods.”

Creative is a dish best served cold.

-Old Klingon Proverb